The Ultimate HT?
The new Hex-Band Dual Receive HT-1,000,000 has it all.
10m, 6m, 2m, 1.25m, 70cm, 23cm, and a Cell Phone with a text pager.
-Dual Receive. Any two frequencies at any time.
-FM-N, FM-W, AM, USB, LSB, CW, TV, & ATV.
-Cross band and in band repeat.
-60 second simplex repeater.
-Selectable pre amps for each band.
-CTCSS/DCS Encode/Decode with Search.
-CTCSS/DCS/DTMF paging.
-DTMF messaging.
-Multi mode memory and VFO scanning. Program each channel to be carrier
or time operated resume.
-Unlimited memory grouping allows you to travel from city to city or
service to service with only the memories you need.
-Yaesu ARTS compatible
-Motorola Work Groups compatible.
-Mobile drop in charging cradle / amplifier includes connections for
power, external mic, speakers, and antenna. No hooking up wires just
drop it in. 
-Receives from DC - Light. Cellular Blocked (but easily restorable)
-Stereo output through included ear bud headphones.
-No Buttons. Front is one large back lit touch screen. 
-All displays are completely customizable to display any parameters at
any time.
-Take notes right on the screen with ordinary ball point pen. Guaranteed
not to scratch.
-View Television in a scalable window on the COLOR Liquid Crystal
Display.
-Selectable Digital/Analog Cellular Phone with Caller ID & message
waiting indicators.
-Alpha Numeric Pager.
-Independent weather radio with alert tones and text messaging.
-Full Feature Palmtop 999 MHz PC, 100 Gig solid state storage, internet
and packet capabilities. Runs Dos, Windows, Unix, OS2, & Mac software.
Other OS's available.
-Personal Information Manager (PIM) software with fields for Call Sign,
Frequency, Power level, etc...
-Dial phone numbers or access repeater features directly from PIM.
-Currency converting Software.
-Fully programmable IR learning Remote control for operating TV's,
VCR's, etc...
-IR Link for easy data transfer to/from Home PC or IR equipped Printer.
-Built in color camera. Capture Video/Audio, Stills, or operate ATV.
Capture, Edit, and OCR software included.
-World Time Clock with unlimited alarms and scheduling. Schedule any
computer or radio function as a one time or reoccurring event.
-Temperature Display with High/Low memory.
-Relative Humidity with wet bulb and dew point calculator.
-Barometric pressure with direction indicator.
-Altimeter.
-Wind Speed Indicator.
-Connect the included leads and it becomes a 100 GHz Oscilloscope,
Spectrum analyzer, Signal generator, and DMM with inductor, capacitor,
and semiconductor testing & logic probe.
-Multi function scientific calculator with graphing.
-Built in frequency counter. with one touch receiver tune.
-Built in GPS. with mapping software
-Built in TNC.
-APRS Ready!
-Mil Spec, Type acceptance for all US services. 
-Water Proof to 500m (Not that a radio is much good under water)
-All 256 X-10 RF Remote codes.
-Universal Garage door opener.


With the exclusive wrist watch cordless remote control unit and cordless
earphone you can access most of the radio's major functions including
frequency display & selection, PTT, and it even has a built in
microphone for hassle free operation. The discrete ear piece fits neatly
in your ear and becomes almost invisible. Never miss any of the action!
Both are rechargeable in minutes from the HT and last several weeks on a
single charge.


Unfortunately this radio exists only in my mind but rest assured it will
be available... "Some Day"

Did I leave anything out? Please post any additional features it should
have.

Note to manufacturers: I would be happy to entertain offers for a
position in your R&D department. I think we could do wonderful things
together.
 
  73 
 -Ed-
KF4FDT